maurice cohn's (vipermoe) Blog

I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam.  I do not like these dirty crooks,   or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals.  I do not like this speaker Nan , I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN'.   I do not like this...

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says........."Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.  Ees bacon, I theenk.""Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bac...

A doctor walks into his favorite bar and orders his favorite drink. "I'll have a Hazelnut Daiquiri." the doctor says. However, the bartender had just run out of Hazelnut favoring! Not wanted to disappoint a good customer, the bartender used Hickory favoring instead. The doctor took one sip, spit ...

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Things Way Too Serious - A day without sunshine is like...night. - He who laughs last thinks slowest. - On the other hand, you have different fingers - I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mou...

A Red Sox fan, with two ice chests full of lobster, was stopped by a game warden in the bay off Chatham.  As he was leaving a cove well-known for its lobsters, the game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those lobsters?" "No, sir", replied the Red Sox fan. "I ain't got a licens...