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2010 

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A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, "What is ...
05/28/2010
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION10 MILESHe thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads: SIS...
05/27/2010
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Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.  Whe...
05/26/2010
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,"This is the dumbest kidin the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over andasks, "Which do you want, son?The boy takes the quarte...
05/25/2010
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A grade school teacher in Las Milpas (somewhere in Texas ) asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.Maria put up her hand and said, "My family went to my abuelito's farm, and we all saw his pet cabrito. It was fascinating.The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to u...
05/24/2010
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A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office.The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no bu...
05/21/2010
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Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.""Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yell "Get your d...
05/20/2010
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A Blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant.The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they Don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been Buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis...
05/19/2010
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A man who hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of the animal by driving him several blocks away fromhome and letting him out of the car. When he got home, he found the cat already on the front porch.Next day, when his wife went shopping, he took the cat and drove 20 blocks away and dumped off ...
05/18/2010
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Three nuns stand at the Pealry Gates of Heaven, and Saint Peter turns to them and explains that they must answer a single question each to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Sister Lara steps forward."Who was the first man on God's Earth?" asks Saint Peter."Adam," the sister replies. And the lights fla...
05/17/2010
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