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2010 

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Nancy Reagan's Letter of Forgiveness to John Hinckley: We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady. You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.  Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Fos...
04/30/2010
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms andthen took her off to the local theme park.What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death ...
04/30/2010
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A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, Became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew What hole he was playing.She replied, "I'm on the 7th ho...
04/28/2010
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16work boots.2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.4....
04/27/2010
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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.  So I went to a shrink and told him. . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy.'"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the ...
04/26/2010
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Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, "I don't understand this stimulus bill. Can you explain it to me?" The professor replied, "I don't have any time to explain it at my office, but if you come over to my house on Saturday and help me with my week...
04/23/2010
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he w...
04/22/2010
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to Heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom an...
04/21/2010
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Dan, a 35 year old New York stock broker had made it so big on Wall Street that he was able to retire at a young age.Using his wealth, he buys a small cottage in the Vermont mountains.After 6 months of hardly any human contact, except for venturing into town for supplies, he hears a knock on his ...
04/20/2010
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A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit.He went into Marshall Fields, and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes, ma'am. Ya' see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit."Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would yo...
04/19/2010
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