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It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going ...
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.The first said, "I had a ...
If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a Donkey instead of a Turkey, We would all be having a piece of a_ _ this Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving Everyone, Have a Safe and Happy Holiday
One day a child at my four-year-old's preschool class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.' Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her. The teacher stepped in to explain, "If your mommy asked you to bring her a damp towel, what does she want?" A little gi...
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encount...
At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.""Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?""Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International c...
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offer...
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, Colorado and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to h...
Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. So one day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment.He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:a Bible,a silver dollar,a b...
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. "I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him. The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, ...