maurice cohn's (vipermoe) Blog

An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years.He had a huge man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area,For years it was the perfect place to unwind or hold a family get together. As the farmer grew older, his "Oasis" was used less and less. It eventually became the local swimming h...

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities.A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than prof...

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, a California archaeologist dug to ...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in New Brunswick. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.   Suddenly, a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting,"I've heard enough of your...

The local news station was interviewing an 84-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 84, and then about her new husband's occupation."He's a funeral director," she...

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted t...