All Sorts of Things Can Hang from the Ceiling, but Carefully Please
By Bill Primavera
(William Raveis Real Estate)
As told to me, it was a LMAO (to use the texting lingo of the day) kind of story that may get lost in translation when cleaned up, but I am assured first hand, it’s true. A woman who owned a condo locally was in bed for the very first time with a new boyfriend when suddenly the ceiling fan light disengaged from its mooring and plunged down, hitting the poor fellow squarely in the butt at the most critical moment you can imagine. He screamed out, and the woman, who must have been in her own world at that point, was uncertain whether the scream was in ecstasy or in pain. But it seemed not to matter. She was impressed enough with his ability to soldier through the experience to continue the relationship to marriage. But that’s not the end of the story. After the ceiling fan light had b...
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