One day a mother died.. And on that clear, cold morning, In the warmth of her bedroom, The son was struck with The pain of learning that sometimes There isn't any more.. No more hugs, No more lucky moments to celebrate together, No more phone calls just to chat, No more 'just one minute.' Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. Never to return before we can say good-bye, Say 'I Love You.' So while we have it . . it's best we love it . And care for it and fix it when it's broken And take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... And friendships . And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- Like a best friend who moved aw... 11/17/2008

alter thanksgiving day1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing."2. When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.3. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake 4. Prepare a several hour long speech to give when asked about your thankfulness. If necessary, insist that no one leave or eat until you have finished the speech.5. Bring along old recorded football games and pop them in the VCR when dad's not looking. Make sure it is ... 11/14/2008

 ===============Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'... 11/08/2008

The amphitheater is an outdoor venue with approx. 3,500 fixed seats and 12,000 lawn seats. All seating is uncovered. Certain events will have a table and chair set up in place or in conjunction with the 3,500 fixed seats. They have recently launched a new website.  Check often for schedule of upcoming events.   10/29/2008

Bill Kennedy | Keller Williams Realty | 864-990-1224 227 Randall Street, Greenville, SC Old World Craftsmanship Meets New World Convenience 4BR/2BA Single Family House offered at $309,000 Year Built Unspecified Sq Footage 2,500 Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms 2 full, 0 partial Floors 2 Parking Unspecified Lot Size 0.17 acres HOA/Maint $0 per month DESCRIPTION Old world craftsmanship meets new world convenience in this charming 1930's Tudor tucked into the heart of Historic North Main. Located on a corner lot, this 4 bedroom, 2 bath bungalow offers modern conveniences & upgrades while retaining the original charm and character throughout with historical detailing & fixtures including painted brick accents, tile floors, glass doorknobs & some light fixtures. The updated kitchen is sunny & spacious ... 10/18/2008

Bill Kennedy | Keller Williams Realty | 864-990-1224 305 Blant Court, Simpsonville, SC Immaculate Home w/Open Floor Plan - Must See Today!!! 4BR/2.5BA Single Family House offered at $180,000 Year Built 2004 Sq Footage 2,100 Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms 2 full, 1 partial Floors 2 Parking 2 Car garage Lot Size 0.25 acres HOA/Maint $0 per month DESCRIPTION Tucked away in this cul-de-sac, you will find a striking brick and vinyl home with a quarter acre! Pride of ownership is noticeable as soon as you enter this immaculate home and the open floor plan will be great for those who enjoy being part of everything. The formal living room and dining room are great areas for entertaining along with this lovely kitchen with warm cabinets, hardwood and recessed cans lighting which would be perfect for the ... 10/18/2008

Bill Kennedy | Keller Williams Realty | 864-990-1224 54 Open Range Lane, Simpsonville, SC Absolutely Gorgeous Home in One of the Hottest Selling Neighborhoods in Simpsonville!!! 4BR/2.5BA Single Family House offered at $258,000 Year Built 2007 Sq Footage 3,700 Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms 2 full, 1 partial Floors 2 Parking 2 Car garage Lot Size 0.21 acres HOA/Maint $0 per month DESCRIPTION What a deal in one of the hottest selling neighborhoods in Simpsonville. With Heritage Park and all it has to offer at your finger tips plus the great amenities, everyone will love this one! This home was barely lived in and all its beauty will hit you the moment you walk in the door. The two story foyer only shows the grandeur of this regal home. The formal areas will be great for entertaining and the dinin... 10/18/2008

Bill Kennedy | Keller Williams Realty | 864-990-1224 41 Farm Brook Way, Simpsonville, SC Lovely Home in Wonderful Greenville Neighborhood - Come See Now! 4BR/2.5BA Single Family House offered at $183,000 Year Built 2003 Sq Footage 2,100 Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms 2 full, 1 partial Floors 2 Parking 2 Car garage Lot Size 0.19 acres HOA/Maint $0 per month DESCRIPTION This beautiful home in a great neighborhood will be one that you want to add to your must see list! Greeting you as you enter this charming home are hardwoods in the foyer. The formal living room opens to the dining room with hardwood flooring. Just steps away from the dining room is the kitchen with 42"cabinets that soar toward the ceiling for plenty of storage; a rare find in this price range. The breakfast room opening to the fa... 10/18/2008

Bill Kennedy | Keller Williams Realty | 864-990-1224 234 Garfield Lane, Simpsonville, SC Immaculate Home in Great Simpsonville Neighborhood!! 3BR/2.5BA Single Family House offered at $164,900 Year Built Unspecified Sq Footage 1,898 Bedrooms 3 Bathrooms 2 full, 1 partial Floors Unspecified Parking 2 Car garage Lot Size 6,838 sqft HOA/Maint $0 per month DESCRIPTION Beautiful, two year old house for sale in a great Simpsonville neighborhood! When you walk in the front door, you know you're home. This immaculate home begins with a large living room complete with surround sound speakers built into the walls! The dining room is big enough for your group's gatherings, and the kitchen is roomy, with plenty of cabinets and counter space! This three bedroom home includes a master suite with a go... 10/18/2008

Some of us guys can't grow up... completely. For some of us, sitting in the stands or on the couch at home watching a baseball game just can't replace the feel of being out on the grass.  For those of us guys who are kids at heart and still want to play, there is the Great American Pastime Baseball League. The GAP Baseball League was formed in 2007 by Jack Dolan.  I joined the league after the first game of the first season.  It was like I was reunited with an old friend.  I hadn't played actual baseball in years, but getting back out on the field and taking a few swings of the bat brought back a lot of memories. The league is constantly growing, and there might be as many as eight teams in the spring of 2009.  Registration is open now, so if you're interested, go to the website and che... 10/18/2008

The 2008 Home Builders Association is Hosting the Parade of Homes in Ridge Water this weekend and next.  They had a Realtor preview nite On Thursday the 16th.  Now here's the thing, my life is BUSY!  I worked Thursday 9-6 took a ten minute drive to the school to see my son play a soccer game which ran long then drove 30 minutes to get to Ridge Water.  I arrived at 9pm.  It was pitch black in the parking area and walking to the homes.  I bypassed the homes and headed straight for the food (since I had nothing to eat so far).  The food was by Cazbah's (forgive me if I misspelled it) and it was Wonderful!! Just a few things they had were Lobster Cigars, Lobster Ravioli, Bree with Raspberry Sauce, and Meatballs.  The best part was the desert however....Homemade Chocolate Covered Cherries!  ... 10/18/2008

Ready To Buy a Home? What You'll Need, To Get A Loan!The lists below is to the information needed by all potential buyers inquiring into getting a loan in today market. I believe that most people that are ready to purchase a home in the Greenville, SC market area want to be prepared with all the information required by any lender, all the requirements are pretty much the same. When you walk into your  lender's office to get approved, they will be static, about how on point you are with all requirements and credential needed. I recommend that you get a full loan approval subject to finding a Greenville, SC Home, instead of a "pre-qualified" get a "pre-approval" letter. This means that you'll need to be prepared to provide the lender with all the paper work needed to help them give you a ... 10/13/2008

Bill Kennedy | Keller Williams Realty | 864-990-1224 305 Blant Court, Simpsonville, SC Immaculate Home w/Open Floor Plan - Must See Today!!! 4BR/2.5BA Single Family House offered at $180,000 Year Built 2004 Sq Footage 2,100 Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms 2 full, 1 partial Floors 2 Parking 2 Car garage Lot Size 0.25 acres HOA/Maint $0 per month DESCRIPTION Tucked away in this cul-de-sac, you will find a striking brick and vinyl home with a quarter acre! Pride of ownership is noticeable as soon as you enter this immaculate home and the open floor plan will be great for those who enjoy being part of everything. The formal living room and dining room are great areas for entertaining along with this lovely kitchen with warm cabinets, hardwood and recessed cans lighting which would be perfect for the ... 10/11/2008

Whether you are considering a relocation or you are a real estate investor seeking property in the Upstate, SC region, we encourage you to give us a call! Whether you are seeking a quality Realtor to work with, an investment partner, foreclosures, multi-family units or if you'd just like to chat and learn more about this region, Van West Enterprises, LLC will be happy to help you! Whether you are looking to flip a property or buy and hold, we'd love to speak with you about your objectives. Speak with Van West Enterprises, LLC for all of your real estate investment property needs in the Upstate, SC region! Call or email us today! It would be our pleasure to serve you! Thanks so much!   10/04/2008

INCREDIBLE PROMOTIONAL OPPORTUNITY IN THE GREATER GREENVILLE, SC REGION!Promotional offer:Buy or sell a home as a client of Realtor Kirk Westervelt and receive a FREE luxurious shiatsu massage lounger after closing on the property*!*Limited time offer/some restrictions apply. Please call for details.This is an unbelievable and unprecedented promotional opportunity for anyone seeking to buy or sell a residence in the Greater Greenville, SC region!This is a limited time offer, and is only available while supplies last!This is a genuine, luxurious, top-of-the-line shiatsu massage lounger.This massage lounger features: Luxurious leather, wooden arms, seat heat, memory foam and an upholstered cover for the leg massage area. This chair is the real deal, with a full size 4 roller shiatsu massa... 10/04/2008

INCREDIBLE PROMOTIONAL OPPORTUNITY IN THE SIMPSONVILLE, SC REGION!Promotional offer:Buy or sell a home as a client of Realtor Kirk Westervelt and receive a FREE luxurious shiatsu massage lounger after closing on the property*!*Limited time offer/some restrictions apply. Please call for details.This is an unbelievable and unprecedented promotional opportunity for anyone seeking to buy or sell a residence in the Greater Greenville, SC region!This is a limited time offer, and is only available while supplies last!This is a genuine, luxurious, top-of-the-line shiatsu massage lounger.This massage lounger features: Luxurious leather, wooden arms, seat heat, memory foam and an upholstered cover for the leg massage area. This chair is the real deal, with a full size 4 roller shiatsu massage rob... 10/01/2008

Whether you are considering a relocation or you are a Real estate investor seeking property in Simpsonville, SC I encourage you to give me a call! Whether you are seeking a quality Realtor to work with, an investment partner, foreclosures, multi-family units or if you'd just like to chat and learn more about this region, I'll be happy to help you! Whether you are looking for the perfect new home, or if you are seeking to flip a property or buy and hold as a landlord, I would love to speak with you about your objectives. Speak with me today for all of your real estate needs in Simpsonville, SC! Call or email me today! It would be my pleasure to serve you! Thanks so much! 09/27/2008

Whether you are considering a relocation or you are a Real estate investor seeking property in Simpsonville, SC we encourage you to give us a call! Whether you are seeking a quality Realtor to work with, an investment partner, foreclosures, multi-family units or if you'd just like to chat and learn more about this region, Van West Enterprises, LLC will be happy to help you! Whether you are looking to flip a property or buy and hold, we'd love to speak with you about your objectives. Speak with Van West Enterprises, LLC for all of your real estate investment property needs in Simpsonville, SC! Call or email us today! It would be our pleasure to serve you! Thanks so much! 09/27/2008

Bill Kennedy | Keller Williams Realty | 864-990-1224 8 Cherokee Court, Greenville, SC GREAT HOME JUST MINUTES FROM 385!! 3BR/2BA Single Family House offered at $89,900 Year Built 1970 Sq Footage 1,142 Bedrooms 3 Bathrooms 2 full, 0 partial Floors 1 Parking 2 Covered spaces Lot Size 0.39 acres HOA/Maint $0 per month DESCRIPTION This may be the best deal in Westwood for a great three bedroom home! The sellers have really put a lot into preparing this home for the market, with new interior paint, smooth ceilings, new carpet, and much more! Inside are three bedrooms, two full baths, and a great open family and kitchen area. The outside is highlighted by a two car carport, storage building, and wooded lot. The home is located two minutes from 385 and in a safe cul-de-sac. If this property i... 09/20/2008

Whether you are considering a relocation or you are a Real estate investor seeking property in Simpsonville, SC I encourage you to give me a call! Whether you are seeking a quality Realtor to work with, an investment partner, foreclosures, multi-family units or if you'd just like to chat and learn more about this region, I'll be happy to help you! Whether you are looking to flip a property or buy and hold, I would love to speak with you about your objectives. Speak with me today for all of your real estate needs in Simpsonville, SC! Call or email me today! It would be my pleasure to serve you! Thanks so much! 09/20/2008