Home Features That Should Have Stayed in the 70sLet’s take a trip back in time — and maybe leave a few things behind while we’re there.Some retro vibes are cool… but others? Total design crimes.• Popcorn Ceilings – AKA: the dust-loving texture that screams “pre-renovation.”• Shag Carpet – Like walking on a Muppet… and vacuuming one, too.• Avocado Green Everything – Not a vibe. Just a very intense vegetable.• Mirrored Walls – Nothing like catching a full-body glimpse from every angle while eating snacks.Sure, some design trends make a comeback. These? Should’ve never made a debut.If you’re getting ready to sell, these outdated features can definitely hurt your value — but there’s good news: a few smart updates can go a long way in impressing buyers.Selling a home in Auburn or Opelika, AL... 06/20/2025

That One Room Every House Has (But No One Actually Uses)Let’s be honest… every house has that room. The one you walk by daily but never actually go in unless someone’s visiting.•  Formal living room = furniture you’re not allowed to sit on•  Dining room = headquarters for Amazon boxes and holiday decor•  “Home office” = the dog’s nap cave or laundry overflow zone•  Guest room = storage facility for out-of-season clothes and mystery totesBack in the ‘90s, these rooms were the height of luxury. Today? Buyers want functionality. And that means staging spaces to feel useful — not like time capsules from your grandma’s house.Whether it’s turning a never-used dining room into a cozy library nook or showing how a formal living room can flex as a playroom or hobby zone, I’ll help you showcase y... 06/21/2025

How Long Could You Survive Without Wi-Fi?You move into your dream home in Auburn or Opelika… but there’s a catch — no Wi-Fi for three days.Let’s be honest. We want to believe we’d enjoy the peace, touch some grass, maybe go on a walk. But in reality? I’d be at a coffee shop with a strong signal and a large iced coffee in under 20 minutes.Whether you’re binge-watching shows, working remotely, or just trying to find the nearest pizza place, no internet = chaos.So, what’s your Wi-Fi breaking point? Are you the cool, unplugged type — or would you be on the phone with your provider five minutes after the modem blinks red?If you’re house-hunting in Auburn or Opelika, let’s find you the kind of home that comes with actual high-speed peace of mind. Call or text me at 334-332-7263 if you’re buyi... 06/23/2025

Weirdest Luxury Features in Auburn AL Real Estate (You Can’t Unsee These)You think you’ve seen it all… until you tour a million-dollar home with a slide from the master bedroom to the living room. Yes—an actual indoor slide.In my time selling real estate around Auburn and Opelika, I’ve come across some truly wild “luxury” upgrades:•  A custom bedroom slide—because stairs are for peasants?•  A wine cellar secured behind a real jail cell door. Cozy.•  A no-window, velvet-walled theater room straight out of a Bond villain’s blueprint.Here’s the thing: Luxury should make your life easier or more enjoyable—not confuse every guest who walks in.Not all pricey features add value. In fact, some turn buyers right back out the door.Thinking about buying or selling in Auburn or Opelika? Let’s focus... 06/18/2025