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Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

You are no good at math, but it takes only a micro-second for you to figure out, in your head, how much 3% commission is on a list price.

 

 

Oct 12, 2023 02:35 PM
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Lynnea Miller
Bend Premier Real Estate - Bend, OR
Premier Real Estate Service in Central Oregon

You initially thought this job was a quick way to make money!

Oct 12, 2023 04:04 PM
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Brenda Mayette
Miranda Real Estate Group, Inc. - Glenville, NY
Getting results w/ knowledge & know-how!

You assess the roof condition when you drive up to your friend's house for a social event. 

You mentally rearrange and declutter every room you go into when you're visit Aunt Irene's house for Thanksgiving. 

 

 

Oct 13, 2023 04:47 AM
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Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT
The best agent in Southern Utah!

you have to retrieve the house key from an ekey box attached to a tree branch to open the door.

Oct 12, 2023 07:32 PM
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Shayne Stone
HomeSmart - Fulshear, TX
"Your Rock Solid Choice Realtor" RETIRED

You have a Land Buyer and that want you to show them some properties! 

 

After a few months you learn the technique of "Windshield Them!" LOL

 

Meaning, give them a map and provide directions - LOL

 

Oct 12, 2023 04:53 PM
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Candice A. Donofrio
Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ
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The backseat of your car is full of fast food wrappers and old listing printouts

Oct 12, 2023 04:31 PM
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Carla Freund
Keller Williams Preferred Realty - Raleigh, NC
NC Real Estate Transition & Relocation 919-602-848

- You point out neighborhoods where you've sold homes as you drive around with family, friends or clients.

- You check to make sure the door is locked as you're leaving a friends house.

- You make your husband a honey do list based on what might show up on a home inspection even though you're not selling your house.

- You automatically check ceilings for leaks and doorways for cracks when you're at a friends house. 

- You talk about home prices wherever you go and check nearby home prices when you visit other states.

- You carry your phone in your hand everywhere you go.

Oct 13, 2023 06:05 AM
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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Oswego, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Your check clears at NAR!

Oct 13, 2023 03:28 AM
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Someone mentions the word 'vacation' and you have to dig into the depths of your mind to remember the definition!

OR...

Your plans to enjoy a day for you - mani, pedi and lunch with friends - are thwarted by a call, necessitating that you spend the next few hours keeping a deal from falling apart...  All this while simultaneously calling for all-hands on deck to be 100% sure your back-up Offer is secure!

Oct 12, 2023 07:56 PM
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David M. Dwares
Title Professionals Corp. - Fort Lauderdale, FL
Title guy with a broker license

[Don't hate on me, I'm going for the funny]

If you've ever handed out business cards at a funeral.

Oct 13, 2023 07:26 AM
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Richard Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

when meeting people, your subject turns to: are you renting? Do you own? Plan on buying? Selling? Trading up. Now is a good time. I can help....

Oct 13, 2023 06:34 AM
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Anna "Banana" Kruchten
Retired Broker/Owner - Phoenix, AZ
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You think that all agents drive around in big expensive cars and have a big expense account!

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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

You may be if you keep waiting for your phone to ring all week long for buyers and sellers.

Oct 13, 2023 08:57 AM
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Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
https://HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

You set your table with a knife, fork, spoon, cell phone, and laptop.

Oct 13, 2023 09:03 AM
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Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

 

You have received some good responses.  I wish you all the best with the prjoect you are working on. 

Oct 13, 2023 07:53 AM
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Tony Lewis
Summit Real Estate Group - Valencia, CA
Summit Real Estate Group Valencia & Aliso Viejo

... your children are over worked and under paid...

Oct 13, 2023 10:53 AM
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Katina Hargrove 352-551-0308
Stake Your Land Realty, Inc. - Eustis, FL
Broker/Owner, SFR®, e-PRO®, GRI, AHWD, REALTOR®

You skip breakfast and eat lunch at 3pm on your desk.

Oct 15, 2023 07:12 AM