1,622,432
This one reminds me CA real estate TODAY:
“The real estate in my area is so hot right now, only cats can afford it.
You’ll need nine lives to pay it off.”
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Bruce Walter
West Lafayette, IN
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Brian L. Sirota, Esq.
Orange, CA
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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John Juarez
Fremont, CA
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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Brian England
Gilbert, AZ
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
2,062,085
A cannibal goes into a deli and views the offerings.
Doctor's brains - $7.99/lb.
Lawyer's brains - $8.99/lb.
Realtor's brains- $149.99/lb.
He asks the butcher, Why are the Doctor's and Lawyer's brains only $7.99 a pound, but the Realtor's brains are so expensive?
The butcher responds: "Do you know how many Realtors we have to kill to get a full pound of brains?"
rimshot
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Brenda Mayette
Glenville, NY
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Margaret Rome Baltimor...
Pikesville, MD
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Anna "Banana" Kruchten
Phoenix, AZ
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Brian L. Sirota, Esq.
Orange, CA
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
634,531
Realtors never retire, they simply become listless
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Alan May
Evanston, IL
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Margaret Goss
Winnetka, IL
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Anna "Banana" Kruchten
Phoenix, AZ
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Brian L. Sirota, Esq.
Orange, CA
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
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Karen Climer
Orlando, FL
195,422
What does a house wear?
Address
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Julie A. Black
Kapaa, HI
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Anna "Banana" Kruchten
Phoenix, AZ
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
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John Juarez
Fremont, CA
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Karen Climer
Orlando, FL
855,369
Policeman pulls over a car and walks up to the driver. He says,"Real Estate license please" Driver says don't you mean my drivers license? Officer replies, "Nah, not everyone has a drivers license, but everyone has a real estate license."
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Beth Atalay
Clermont, FL
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Anna "Banana" Kruchten
Phoenix, AZ
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
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Kathleen Daniels, Prob...
San Jose, CA
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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John Juarez
Fremont, CA
4,693,600
I think that the discount agents are a joke, does that count?
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Brenda Mayette
Glenville, NY
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Greg Large
Grove City, OH
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Kathleen Daniels, Prob...
San Jose, CA
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John Juarez
Fremont, CA
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Joan Cox
Denver, CO
5,216,931
Really!! What part of "NO" don't you understand?
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Anna "Banana" Kruchten
Phoenix, AZ
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Kathleen Daniels, Prob...
San Jose, CA
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John Juarez
Fremont, CA
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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Brian England
Gilbert, AZ
2,241,576
Last week, we had a house listing in your price range but it fell down. (Drum finish) I'll be in the AR lounge all week Inna Ivchenko . Bar keep (ding ding) Another Shirley Temple.. on second thought change it up and make it a Roy Rogers, a double.
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Anna "Banana" Kruchten
Phoenix, AZ
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
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John Juarez
Fremont, CA
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Brian England
Gilbert, AZ
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
1,556,633
Here's one I made up and first mentioned during a committee meeting at my local board (back in 2009): "The Real Estate market has gotten so bad lately, that even the unlicensed people are leaving the business!"
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Margaret Goss
Winnetka, IL
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Anna "Banana" Kruchten
Phoenix, AZ
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
3,345,091
The NAR is the biggest joke I know.
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Bruce Walter
West Lafayette, IN
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
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Kathleen Daniels, Prob...
San Jose, CA
1,543,833
Zillow
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Greg Large
Grove City, OH
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Jason E. Gordon
San Diego, CA
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Thomas J. Nelson, REAL...
La Jolla, CA
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Kathleen Daniels, Prob...
San Jose, CA
1,502,998
Not sure how to word it as a joke, but the 60+ year old realtors who use their high school or college graduation photos on their business cards and signs sure are funny.
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Julie A. Black
Kapaa, HI
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Kathleen Daniels, Prob...
San Jose, CA
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
1,052,211
What is your favorite jokes about real estate field?
You spelled 'who' wrong, LOLZ
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
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John Juarez
Fremont, CA
637,434
Talked to someone who lost their job and figured now was a good time to get into real estate because they love to look at homes.
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Beth Atalay
Clermont, FL
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
938,637
Inna, sorry I don't have any real estate jokes, but I do have a lawyer joke and a brunette joke (as blondes are so picked on).
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
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Kathleen Daniels, Prob...
San Jose, CA
5,868,565
I am not good with any jokes, let alone real estate ones. I'll be parked and reading.
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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John Juarez
Fremont, CA
1,153,794
What gives you the power & strength to walk through walls? A door!
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
763,883
“Why did the mortgage broker always eat lunch by himself?"
Because he was a loaner.”
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Inna Ivchenko
Encino, CA
743,878