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Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

I'll play . . .

What’s a realtor’s favourite Christmas song?

For Lease Navidad

Dec 11, 2021 10:21 AM
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Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

I'm terrible at jokes but good at laughing. I found this on Google...

How many Realtors are needed to change a light bulb? Five...one to change it and 4 to say they would have done it for a lower price. 

 

Dec 11, 2021 02:33 PM
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Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Prop. Mgr, Wenatchee, WA

Q: What do great affordable contractors have in common with UFOs?
A: You always hear stories about them, but no one you know has actually seen one.

Dec 11, 2021 11:23 AM
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Pete Xavier
Investments to Luxury - Pacific Palisades, CA
Outstanding Agent Referrals-Nationwide

True story...

Why did loan originator Pete X eat his lunches alone in the early '90s?

He was a loaner!

Dec 11, 2021 10:59 AM
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Here’s a few Realtor® Dad-Style Jokes! I guess the first one is my favorite!

 

What did the happy Realtor® say to his client after making the deal? He said, “All's well that dwells well!”

 

Why did the real estate agent keep ten ants in his house? Because they were his tenants!

 

Why did the real estate agent take the house to the doctor? The window had a pane!

Dec 11, 2021 10:28 AM
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Margaret Rome Baltimore 410-530-2400
HomeRome Realty 410-530-2400 - Pikesville, MD
Sell Your Home With Margaret Rome

How do you get a Realtor® to check the roof?

Announce "Drinks are on the house!"

Dec 11, 2021 02:44 PM
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Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

A Florida State trooper pulls a driver over for speeding.

"Can I see your real estate license, please?"

"Don't you mean my driver license?"

"No.  Everybody in Florida doesn't have a driver license."

Dec 11, 2021 05:53 PM
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Evelina Tsigelnitskaya
SIB Realty - Sunny Isles Beach, FL

What’s the difference between a Realtor and a Mortgage Broker? The Mortgage Broker knows he’s boring. https://theclose.com/real-estate-jokes/

Dec 11, 2021 12:23 PM
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Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Enjoy the jokes.

Dec 11, 2021 10:36 AM
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John Juarez
The Medford Real Estate Team - Fremont, CA
ePRO, SRES, GRI, PMN

I am going to wait until prices get more attractive, said the buyer.

We have a name for buyers like you, I thought to myself. We call them "renters".

Dec 11, 2021 09:36 AM
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Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Why did the real estate agent call the doctor to his house?

The windows were in pane!

Dec 11, 2021 11:11 AM
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Thomas J. Nelson, REALTOR ® e-Pro CRS RCS-D Vets
Big Block Realty 858.232.8722 - La Jolla, CA
CEO of Vision Drive Realty - Coastal San Diego

ZILLOW 🙄😂🤣

Dec 11, 2021 02:50 PM
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Jeff Masich-Scottsdale AZ Associate Broker,MBA,GRI
HomeSmart Real Estate - Scottsdale, AZ
Arizona Homes and Land Group/ Buy or Sell

This video description of a listing including updated bathroom, natural growth roof, energy efficient dryer and reach in closet. See: http://arizonahomesland.com/realestatehumor.html

Dec 11, 2021 10:16 AM
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Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

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Dec 11, 2021 08:50 AM
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Gary Frimann, CRS, GRI, SRES
Eagle Ridge Realty / Signature Homes & Estates - Gilroy, CA
REALTOR and Broker

"Are you willing to cut your commission?"  (This one gets me rolling on the floor, laughing, every time I hear it!)

Dec 11, 2021 08:34 AM
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Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041
ReMax Realtec Group - Palm Harbor, FL
Making FLORIDA Real Estate EZ

I guess a joke that must be explained is not a joke.

Dec 11, 2021 07:11 AM
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Candice A. Donofrio
Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ
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I just look around the room at a broker's council meeting for inspiration. LOL

Dec 12, 2021 06:44 AM
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Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

I must admit I am terrible at remembering jokes, although I love to read or hear them. So on this question I'll just read and giggle.

Dec 12, 2021 04:50 AM
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Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
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Thanks for asking, i dont know of any however I did enjoy the jokes shared by others here.

Unfortunate that you criticised several people and they deleted their jokes.

Dec 11, 2021 10:02 PM
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Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Not a big joke teller - I never seem to remember them - but sure enjoy those that others have shared! Thanks for the laughs!

Dec 11, 2021 07:36 PM
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Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist

Bodda Bing Bodda Boom

Dec 13, 2021 06:21 AM
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Steven Nickens
Hawaii Life Real Estate Brokers - Wailea, HI
R(S)GRI ABR, Maui Real Estate Hawaii

Make sure you get at least 7 hours of sleep, if you're ugly make it 8 hours.

Dec 12, 2021 08:27 PM
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Roberta Caputo
Capital Business Solutions - Deerfield Beach, FL
President of Capital Business Solutions

Why didn’t the hipster real estate agent show the oceanside mansion? It was too current.

Dec 14, 2021 06:28 PM
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