When my secretary of 24 years at 49 came down with stage four lung cancer she decided wait a minute. I don't have to die. I don't want to RIP just quite yet. Yeah. Her words. "Cancer, YOU picked the wrong bitch." That was seven years ago, she did all the treatments ... chemo, radiation. She is a survivor and decided the fight with all your might to see her son graduate from high school, etc meant better stop crying. To get up to speed quickly. And collect your manure to dig in, hunker down to win the personal battle. Not funny, but real life approach to something deadly Dr. Karen Lewis, Broker 954-2489149 . Coronovirus, Listen Up. Not going to rob or stop life if you and I have anything to say about it. We do have measures to take for fortify and have to help those that don't to stay strong and alive. Robin on left at her mom's surprise birthday party.

Karen,

We laugh every day, and nothing comes to mind immediately.  We have a cat who entertains us and he is worth several laughs a day.  We have a habit of cracking each other up daily.  A

Next time you see the guy that invented the zero...tell him thanks for nothing

OK there's a meme going around FB where Vincent Van Gogh can't attach his face mask (missing an ear) F! LOL

Lots of clever and funny postings on Facebook.

I can't.  I'm focused for the most part to limit my time on social media.  Using this time wisely in preparation for a much better tomorrow. 

Remembering and/or telling jokes or funny stories has never been my forte and it's definitely not likely to start anytime soon. 

Stay happy.  Laughter is a good source of daily enjoyment/enrichment.  

All students have to repeat the school year.

Since we can't go out any more, I told my wife that I was going to stop shaving.  She asked if I really understood the concept of social distancing.  I shave every day!

A lot of hygiene jokes.

I heard one of my colleague's children call the Corona Virus... Boomer Remover.

My only laughs have been the pictures of people ressing up to go shopping. Scuba masks, trash bags over the body and a guy in a hazmat suit.  

There's been all kinds of funny stuff on Facebook

Nope. However, it has been reported that lawyers are receiving calls asking about divorce proceedings.

Stay home & pick out your next home!  

My son (Timmothy Timm) posts a cartoon he writes daily about two guinea pigs named Titus and Philemon on FB. I thought this one was time appropriate. 

A runner, by whose appearance was intending to run all day,  approached a cluster waiting for the light to change, and offered, "Excuse miasma."

Puzzled at the comment and assuming it a comment to assuage our 'social distance' concern, as some backed away, it was not until the curious connected the word to what was immediately experienced.  Miasma is an effective  method of social distancing if one can stand to be with themselves.

Miasma means a highly unpleasant or unhealthy smell or vapor.

It become funny after goggling and realizing he knew his condition..

The funniest one I saw was an explanation for the shortage of toilet paper.

"Every time one person sneezes, 10 people poop their pants."