If the glove doesn't fit, you can't acquit.  (wrong industry, but this one was great for his client)

That looks like a smart dog.  

He'll choose wisely when he answers "Sink or swim?".  

Just a simplification of one you mentioned Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573 "If you don't pay you don't stay".

I always like the one my father use to use in the business for Investors.

"If it ain't a Steal, it ain't a Deal" LOL

I cannot think of one thing - not one.  I simply communicate in a style that my clients understand.  

You like it. You want it. Sign here. Press hard, the third copy is yours.  

I actually used this line once when I was showing homes to a friend. She did buy that house and she still reminds me of that and we laugh.

You snooze, you lose.

I have not made is a practice to share quotes with prospects and clients. However, I do share some quotes on Facebook.

Buy now or bye now

My closing favorite is always "You Pay, You Stay. You Don't, You Won't." and as far as smelling it, when it comes to REO, the more you can smell, the lower the price. And that is good if you are the buyer,