Kasey & John  Boles, Boise & Meridian, ID Ada/Canyon/Gem/Boise Counties (Jon Gosche Real Estate, LLC - BoiseMeridianRealEstate.com)

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Eve Alexander
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  • Squatters in underwear.
  • Devil worshiping dirt pit inside house.
  • Alligator pit with gator in living room.
  • Black panther in cage.
  • Naked man sprawled on bed...yes, he cussed at me.
  • Red house, red walls, red carpet, red appliances, all red clothes in the closets...occupants were 5 females with long black hair.
  • Pool guy having sex with an unknown female in the bedroom...still today I don't think they realized we were even there. 

Eve

Jan 26, 2017 02:51 PM
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Lyn Sims
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Schaumburg Real Estate

Naked man sleeping on the floor face up (full frontal ) in cowboy boots.

Jan 26, 2017 02:04 PM
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Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
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Mother of Owner having sex with her much younger man friend in vacant house and they wouldn't stop. Called owner who told us to work around them. Inspection failed...

Jan 26, 2017 03:25 PM
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Thomas J. Nelson, REALTOR ® e-Pro CRS RCS-D Vets
Big Block Realty 858.232.8722 - La Jolla, CA
& Host of Postcards From Success Podcast

A reasonable seller 

  • Squatters
  • An owl
  • a Bat-the flying kind
  • And argument between husband and wife written out in sharpie all over the walls (divorce).
  • A naked lady fresh out of the shower
  • Mirror over bed
  • a voyeur's closet with double mirror and camera equipment facing the bed-no lie that was in Chula Vista.
  • Frank Sinatra's pool table!
Jan 26, 2017 07:46 PM
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Kasey & John Boles
Jon Gosche Real Estate, LLC - BoiseMeridianRealEstate.com - Boise, ID
Boise & Meridian, ID Ada/Canyon/Gem/Boise Counties

I live in Idaho so mounted animals and skins aren't that uncommon, but I showed a house once that was a stuffed giraffe neck & head sitting on the ground reaching to the ceiling.   An agent in my company showed a house where the owners had a live alligator as a pet that was in the basement, uncaged.

Jan 26, 2017 02:05 PM
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Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

I dont remember but I can tell you that my eyebrows have gone up more than once...

Jan 26, 2017 04:45 PM
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Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041
ReMax Realtec Group - Palm Harbor, FL
Making FLORIDA Real Estate EZ

Listing agent advises he was unable to contact seller, so just go and knock before entering using lockbox.

As usual, Sasquatch rings the bell, pounds on the door then enters shouting, 

"Remax, anyone home. REMAX!

Sasquatch always enters first and rushes through turning on lights and opening the latches on doors.

In 15 seconds Sasquatch returns to the foyer whispering, "We're done here."

In the car he dials 911 to report a deceased person.

Jan 27, 2017 04:52 AM
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Roy Kelley
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A dead cat in the basement.

Jan 27, 2017 03:50 AM
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Harry F. D'Elia III
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toilet set up in the garage

Jan 27, 2017 03:46 AM
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William Feela
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Naked people

Jan 26, 2017 07:38 PM
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Alexander- Slocum
Premiere Property Group, LLC - Vancouver Washington - Vancouver, WA
Realty Team- Vancouver WA Real Estate

Let's see - Cases and cases of hard liquor stored in clothes closets, under kids beds; and in every other nook and cranny (waiting for Prohibition 2.0 maybe?)
- A crimson red heart-shaped bath tub with 1980's red carpeting and other topical "stuff" in room;

- a large 100 year old house that felt like it was haunted; and the photos we took were loaded with Orbs of all sizes!

Jan 26, 2017 06:17 PM
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Diana Dahlberg
1 Month Realty - Pleasant Prairie, WI
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So much moisture in the house that there were MUSHROOMS growing on the Living Room Walls!

Jan 26, 2017 04:46 PM
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Spider webs in the grand piano, and every place a spider could spin a web.  This was a large property that was worth several million dollars.  The owners like the spider webs felt they were very useful...LOL

Jan 26, 2017 04:18 PM
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Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Too many things to post and some not suitable for the public.

Jan 27, 2017 08:30 AM
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Anthony Acosta - ALLATLANTACONDOS.COM
Harry Norman, REALTORS® - Atlanta, GA
Associate Broker

Dirty home, empty bottles of beer everywhere, ashtrays over flowing, dirty cloth inside the bath tub, filthy kitchen, beds unmade and horrible smell inside the home. 

Jan 27, 2017 05:59 AM
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Kat Palmiotti
406-270-3667, kat@thehousekat.com, Broker, Blackstone Realty Group - brokered by eXp Realty - Kalispell, MT
The House Kat

These answers were GREAT reading! My list pales in comparison:

Human feces and urine all over the floor.

Ice on the inside of a wall - they had water issues obviously, no heat in the house and it was freezing out.

Graffiti all over the inside of a house.

A dead squirrel inside a house.

A tank of live snakes in the attic.

 

 

Jan 27, 2017 04:28 AM
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Nina Hollander
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor

Three huge dogs behind closed doors baring their teeth at me when I opened the door... we were not warned about dogs being on the property when appointment was made. (Shut that door awfully quick!) This was a tenant who obviously did not want to move. But reading some of the responses here, this seems tame by comparison!

Jan 27, 2017 04:04 AM
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Praful Thakkar
LAER Realty Partners - Andover, MA
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Kasey & John Boles and the team at Jon Gosche Real Estate, LLC - a snake in the yard - of a vacant home!

Jan 26, 2017 09:33 PM
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Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

I don't have anything that compares to some of these stories!

Jan 26, 2017 08:53 PM
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Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
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I think Mike & Eve Alexander have us all beat, at least me. I've seen some pretty graphic pornography on the walls of a multi-unit homes, but if that's the worst I'm lucky

Jan 26, 2017 07:48 PM
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Bob Crane
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Some very sick artwork.

 

Jan 26, 2017 07:31 PM
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Debbie Reynolds
Platinum Properties - Clarksville, TN
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A homeless man sleeping on the floor that didn't move. I thought he was dead and had to nudge him with my foot. He began to stir and I backed out of the room telling him he needed to leave and I would wait outside until he did.

Jan 26, 2017 05:24 PM
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Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
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I doubt anyone can beat  Mike & Eve Alexander answer....:) Wow, my RE life seems quite nice comparing to FL's Realtors. 

 

Jan 26, 2017 04:53 PM
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Fred Griffin Tallahassee Real Estate
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  Teddy bear collection - hundreds and hundreds of them, stacked to the ceiling in every room of the house.

Jan 26, 2017 04:36 PM
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Beth Bromund
Coldwell Banker Weir Manuel - Rochester, MI
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We went into a house that had a rifle rack on the wall of the living room.  

Jan 26, 2017 04:35 PM
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Kathryn Acciari
Century 21 Real Estate - Shrewsbury, MA
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A man wearing only a towel.

Jan 26, 2017 03:30 PM
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Maria Sapio
Keller Williams of Central PA - Carlisle, PA
Real Estate Agent- Carlisle, PA. Mariasapio.com

Read No Further - Mike & Eve Alexander Win the Gold Star for Today !!

Jan 26, 2017 03:28 PM
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Dave Martin (703) 585-4687
Fairfax Realty - Fairfax, VA
Making Realty Dreams a Reality #WeWillGetYouHome

I would have to say another agent... in bed with her "client" would have to be about as crazy as came to my mind.

Dec 05, 2017 02:22 PM
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Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

A boa constrictor snake in the master bath tub.  Naked people coming out of the shower, or in bed.

Jan 30, 2017 10:58 AM
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Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate

One time we walked in and found a teenage daughter entertaining her boyfriend in her mom's bed having skipped school that day :).

Jan 29, 2017 04:02 PM
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Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
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I think Mike & Eve Alexander have the best answer. I haven't seen anything nearly as exciting as they have. 

Jan 28, 2017 06:30 PM
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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

A snake out of its cage.

 

Jan 27, 2017 04:31 PM
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Anna Banana Kruchten Arizona's Top Banana!
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OMG I can't top Mike & Eve Alexander answer!

Jan 27, 2017 02:10 PM
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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

I don't think anyone can trump Mike & Eve Alexander (Eve's comment)

Jan 27, 2017 11:22 AM
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Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Property Manager

This is all very entertaining.  Fortunately, I had a very G-rated career.  

Jan 27, 2017 08:56 AM
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Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate

A "porn" room and many really dirty cluttered homes. A naked man coming down the hall putting on his pants.  

After reading some comments here .. I've been fortunate.  

Jan 27, 2017 08:52 AM
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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Jacuzzi next to the circular bed on a raised platform in the master bedroom!

Jan 27, 2017 05:58 AM
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Jennifer Mackay
Counts Real Estate Group, Inc. - Panama City, FL
Your Bay County Florida Realtor 850.774.6582

My husband playing dog whisperer - we were showing a home that had a Rottweiller in a fenced area and would not stop barking and growling.

My husband walked over no clue what he said, and the dog sat down and started licking his hand through the fence LOL.

We finished our tour without my husband LOL

Jan 27, 2017 05:15 AM
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Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers
Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area - Scottsdale, AZ
Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty

I avoid those properties!

Jan 27, 2017 05:11 AM
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Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

Nothing crazy.

Jan 27, 2017 05:09 AM
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The right Charlotte REALTOR!

WOW, I thought sleeping teenagers and squatters were 'crazy' but, you got some doozies for answers!  They make showing homes in Charlotte, NC seem quite tame Kasey & John Boles and the team at Jon Gosche Real Estate, LLC!   

Jan 26, 2017 06:35 PM