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I saw one on a distressed property where the agent stated, Do not go inside or you may die. The house was not taped or condemned and there was a lockbox on the front door. Go figure. Of course I went inside and am living to tell about it.
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
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Olga Simoncelli
New Fairfield, CT
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Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
3,448,581
How much time do you have Carla Muss-Jacobs, Principal Broker (503) 810-7192 for me to answer that question (LOL) ... it would take less time to list what I read that does not contain "stupid" ... sad but true.
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Susan Haughton
Alexandria, VA
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Tony and Suzanne Marri...
Scottsdale, AZ
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
2,234,865
One of my pet peeves is when I read this in the comment section...Won't last long.
The property has been on the market over 600 days. (That happens around here with vacant land listings. You can expect a long DOM)
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Mary Yonkers
Erie, PA
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
5,184,314
This is from a rental listing in the city: "Pets on a case by case basis. No farm animals or snakes."
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Chrissi Chapman Topoleski
Woodbridge, VA
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Mary Yonkers
Erie, PA
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
1,658,108
Today I was going to show a property on Supra where ''tenant moved out June something'', I sent a courtesy text ( since it is the end of August) that I'm going to show it about 30 minutes prior. It was a surprise to get an answer that a tenant never moved out and an agent just never fixed his remarks ( he is the owner too).
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
1,562,467
I also like the one "Bring your pickiest buyers" . . . and it's in the consumer remark section.
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
6,774,263
Frustrating when people cut off communications, at least they warned you this time, some just would not be answering and let you call over and over.
Maybe she had an engagement planned that just could not be broken, maybe she is just hoping to double end this transaction and her buyers need time to get their offers in.
Either way, Monday will be here soon and you and your buyers can be ready with an offer when she gets back.
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John Pusa
Glendale, CA
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
3,764,591
Not a bad strategy if she left town with a lockbox on the listing's door. The sellers probably shouldn't look at offers before Monday anyway. Or maybe someone is covering her business - radical thought!
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Susan Haughton
Alexandria, VA
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
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Mary Yonkers
Erie, PA
5,205,781
Yeah, that's seems kinda dumb. What, no coverage? It drives me nuts when the agent says do not call, text only. The list could go on and on.
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
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Mary Yonkers
Erie, PA
1,759,637
Sounds like the LA may be trying to stall to bring in her own buyer?
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Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
2,874,498
Its about her and not the property. I see this often. Clients suffer here
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
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Richard Alan Naggar
Riverside, CA
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
216,960
That is about in line with the ones you note "this won't last long" (and its months later, or "Seller will consider offers after 10 days" and it is weeks or months later...some agents never seem to look at their listings after they enter them. I called one agent because the pic on the MSL showed 4 different homes as the pics! It wasn't new construction; only careless entry.
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
1,014,938
Oh that doesn't even scratch the surface
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Jessie Cochran
Panama City, FL
152,917
"Shows well"- and it's a dump. "Show anytime"- and the owner/tenant won't let you come when you ask. "Contact LA before showing"- and they don't respond and voicemail is full. "Large, friendly dog free in house"- and it's a horse sized dog who is scary. The list goes on and on...
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
4,796,413
The list is likely endless.
All offers to be submitted by May 20 and it's August 25.
The mls agent only remarks is a source of great humor, creative writing and often a source of frustration.
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Fred Griffin Florida R...
Tallahassee, FL
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
1,231,903
"Doll House" not where I want to live!
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
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Mary Yonkers
Erie, PA
1,875,618
Yes like she's out in the bushes hunting bears or something. I think it's stupid & she should just have a back up while she's out visiting farm animals.
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Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
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Mary Yonkers
Erie, PA
1,044,724
At least no one will be waiting for a response from her! Hope she gave another agent to contact, or a way to set up showings.
I would rather know an agent is out of communication rather than think I'm being ignored!
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
2,719,053
"Listing Agent is backpacking in the mountains until next week. Leave message".
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
1,546,934
I've read some real doozies over the years. In both the public and private remarks. Wish I could remember some of them right now.
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
8,244,237
4,434,277
3,074,716
Kathleen Daniels nailed this one!
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
4,322,295
Carla Muss-Jacobs, Principal Broker (503) 810-7192 - it means she does not care if the home sells or not!
And seller agrees to this, too... that's beyond my imagination.
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
4,420,511
It is possible listing agent has a buyer.
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
4,273,331
New listing. No showings until weekend. It is Monday.
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Carla Muss-Jacobs, RET...
Portland, OR
2,443,346
I wonder if the home owner knows she isn't really working for them, heck, they aren't even answering inquiries about their home...Aren't you tempted to knock on the door and ask them if they new it? Or to set an appointment to show the house? Or better yet, to present the offer yourself during this time frame?
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
2,448,781
3,986,529
5,585,039
she needs to be dismissed from the job of listing agent for that listing.... I would do everything in my power short of communicating directly with the seller to make that happen!!!
930,535
Hmm; hope listing agent has a back up. There is no end to remarks that have not been thought through.
232,119
I like the ones that answer another post - makes you wonder what they are reading
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