Yahaira Cruz's (yahaira) Blog

A simple act of kindness can change a person's whole day.What was once dark, dismal, and gray, you can make gay.It doesn't take much effort to impart something magnificent.I must tell you that a kind word has much force, far from insignificant.A simple act of kindness can be the difference betwee...

I am like a flowerNot sure of when I will die.Not sure of when I will grow back againWhen I am crushed with pain and cry.I am not sure if I can hold myself upWhen I ache with unbearable pain.What do I do when my petals fall off?Do I go find them out in the rain?What do I do when I'm not given eno...

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow." The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoo...

A young broker had just started his own real estate office. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the broker picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He ...

Doesn't It Annoy You When... 1. ...there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? 2. ...you buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer? 3. ...there's a cop car in sight and everyone th...

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: " You'll need it to replace three people who just left. "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:" You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:" You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or re...

A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. All you have to do is go to the office every day a...

Things Adults Learn From Kids:1. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. 4 If you hook a dog leash over a c...

The AOL Car 1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. 2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player. 3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later. 4. The windshield would have a...

1. Remove the jug from the water cooler and drink from it periodically, bragging that you 'got the last one.' 2. Photocopy things around the office, such as lamps, potted plants, staplers, etc. If someone asks about it, just say 'You never can be too careful.'3. Turn your radio up full blast and ...