maurice cohn's (vipermoe) Blog

By
Mortgage and Lending - iMortgage
RECENT BLOG POSTS
7 Comments
Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men? A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense" The man walks up to him and s...
01/31/2012
6 Comments
> > > > He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. > I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? > > > > > > He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? > I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink whi...
01/30/2012
4 Comments
During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level. So I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled ou...
01/27/2012
3 Comments
Drinking At Work Here's a few great reasons to allow drinking in the workplace... 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees...
01/26/2012
5 Comments
A millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man ...
01/25/2012
2 Comments
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while po...
01/24/2012
2 Comments
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the op...
01/23/2012
3 Comments
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
01/19/2012
2 Comments
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the "good old days. "Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on hi...
01/19/2012
5 Comments
A little old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut. He asks the barber, "do you think you can get all my whiskers off? My cheeks are so wrinkled from age." The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the ski...
01/17/2012
Rainmaker
164,888

mauricecohn

local_phone(623) 385-0456
smartphone(949) 246-1793
Contact The Author