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A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her."You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow.I can...
06/13/2011
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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello..' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs.. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at the VA Hospital Laboratory Long Beach. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We ar...
06/10/2011
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A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around t...
06/09/2011
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Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of sce...
06/08/2011
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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman. The man said that it was something th...
06/08/2011
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A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.She confronts her husband ...
06/06/2011
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A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' She pushed him in the closet, stark naked.The husba...
06/03/2011
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasmDrink 'till she's cute, but stop before the weddingEagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet enginesEarly bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheeseI'm not cheap, but I am on special this weekI almost had a psychic girlfriend...
06/02/2011
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A virile, middle-aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he ratt...
06/01/2011
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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leavi...
05/31/2011
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