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Management Course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor Before she says a word, Bob say...
The family LeDunn emigrated from the UK to the USA.Except their son Neil who wanted to stay, somewhere in London WC-II.After 30 years the mother felled her end was coming and said to her son John. In all those years we never heard anything from Neil. He even never wrote a letter.John, can you go ...
Advise The wife and I were at home watching TV. I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. She became more and more annoyed and finally said "For God's sake Moe! Leave it on the porn channel! You already know how to fish!"
Having reached the age of 65, I went to apply for Social Security last week. After waiting in line for a very long time, I finally got to the counter.The woman there asked me fo r my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized, to my great dismay, that I had left my wal...
The new inmate at the mental hospital announced in a loud voice that he was the famous British naval hero, Lord Nelson. This was particularly interesting, because the institution already had a 'Lord Nelson.' The head psychiatrist, after due consideration, decided to put the two men in the same ro...
A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank a...
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...Doctor: "What happened?"Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comeshome drunk he beats me to a pulp."Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comeshome drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start ...
The RIGHT (R) and WRONG (W) things to say to a man after sex: R: You're the one W: Next. R: You really know how to satisfy a woman. W: What the hell was that? Do you have to catch a plane? R: You're the best I've ever had. W: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl. R: What color are your eyes? W...
THE HISTORY OF PROFILING The day it all started was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, DavyCrockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo. He then walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort. William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, ...
A Texas DPS Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway.He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He also immediately notices a y...