maurice cohn's (vipermoe) Blog

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasmDrink 'till she's cute, but stop before the weddingEagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet enginesEarly bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheeseI'm not cheap, but I am on special this weekI almost had a psychic girlfriend...

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he ratt...