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Old and sexy George Simenon wrote 420 novels in his lifetime, including the Inspector Maigret series. He could run off a novel in 25 hours. But what Simenon bragged about most in his memoirs was that he made love to 10,000 women in his lifetime. We marvel at his stamina, literary and otherwise. G...

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to goFrow on when I say: BELL 1, I want you to ...

One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.The technician looked at h...

WHY AM I MARRIED? You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable,Or get married and wish you were dead.__________At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?''Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'__________A lady inser...

Then there was a woman who said,'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,And by then, it was too late.'__________Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.__________If you want your spouse to listen andPay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your slee...

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment...

A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast. A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesda...