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2011 

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Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decide...
02/10/2011
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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all  of his clothes off.  When he is fully undressed she  instructs him to lie down on the table.The man obeys.  The nurse then takes all of her clothe...
02/09/2011
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A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had...
02/08/2011
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Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time..Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. On...
02/07/2011
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A guy goes into the confessional on Saturday afternoon and says to the priest, Father, he confessed, it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Tootie Green twice last month. The priest told the sinner, You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys. Soon thereafter, anothe...
02/04/2011
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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do yo...
02/03/2011
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There are some funny lines in here: Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screame...
02/02/2011
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching hiswife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was notfar off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking inthe mirror .On the morning of her Birthday, he arose e...
02/01/2011
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