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2010 

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A woman, her husband, and their three rambunctious young sons were in their car waiting at a traffic. The woman glanced over at the car next them, noticing a blissfully happy mother with her baby daughter. Looking at her husband she said, "As soon as I lose my weight from the last baby, I want to...
12/15/2010
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. He forced himself to open...
12/14/2010
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A brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects a bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I wan...
12/13/2010
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At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.A...
12/10/2010
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Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing Some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathr...
12/09/2010
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -Sacha Guitry By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy...
12/08/2010
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I had a bunch of American dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank . I chose the shortest line...just one guy in front of me. He was an Asian guy who was tryingto exchange Yen for dollars and he was a little agitated. He asked the teller, "Why IT ch...
12/07/2010
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One Sunday, while counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in ...
12/06/2010
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DEFINITIONS FOR PARENTS AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster...
12/03/2010
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These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does...
12/02/2010
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