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2010 

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Ten Thoughts to PonderNumber 10Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 8Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ...Number 7Give a person a fish and you feed them for a...
08/06/2010
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ' Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you k...
08/05/2010
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   Al Davis finally put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.Then one night while watch...
08/04/2010
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A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his pocket. He opened the newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest...
08/03/2010
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning' his salt that he forgets his sugar.Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. When a man marries a woman...
08/02/2010
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