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2010 

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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, Jill became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that...
08/31/2010
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Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning h...
08/30/2010
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IT'S SO HOT AND DRY IN TEXAS ....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. ....the trees are whistling for the dogs. ....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. ....hot water comes from both taps. ....you can make sun tea instantly. ....you l...
08/27/2010
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Is fishing better than sex for a guy?#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.#16 - The...
08/26/2010
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Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie:1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."4. "Howdy, pardner."5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."6. Two words: "...
08/25/2010
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A friend of mine just started his own business, manufacturing land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says Prophets are going through the roof.
08/24/2010
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A man got on the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him ...
08/24/2010
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A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring her, but she appeared enthusiastic and told him that she really needed the job. He explained to her that her work day would be to complete 2 ...
08/23/2010
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.  After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.  True to his word, he made the first contact:  " Marion ... Mar...
08/20/2010
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Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma...
08/19/2010
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