maurice cohn's (vipermoe) Blog

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing Tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over.............women lik...

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jen...

The Blonde Phone Call     "Hi Mom, How are you?"   "Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware"   "Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"   "What happened?"   "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."   "What ...

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is ask...

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am...