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2010 

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A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much l...
07/20/2010
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You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the ...
07/19/2010
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One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It...
07/16/2010
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Prison Vs WorkIN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.IN PRISON..........you ...
07/15/2010
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Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Things Way Too Serious - A day without sunshine is like...night. - He who laughs last thinks slowest. - On the other hand, you have different fingers - I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mou...
07/14/2010
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a w...
07/13/2010
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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gi...
07/12/2010
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I went fishing this weekend, but after a short time I ran out of bait.Then I saw a cotton-mouth water moccasin snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in m...
07/09/2010
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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.The males are speechless before her beauty, slob...
07/08/2010
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A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why US is in trouble1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (H...
07/07/2010
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