maurice cohn's (vipermoe) Blog

A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with eve...

A son asked his mother the following question:'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looked at her son and replied: 'Son, this shows friends, relatives and others that the bride is pure.'The son nodded his head, thanked his mother and went off to double-check this with his father.'Dad,...

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.While attending a Marriage Weekend get away, Bill and his wife, Janice, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."He then addressed the m...

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have ...

A man in West Virginia had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a withered bouquet of flowers in front of the car and another one behind it. Then he got back in the car and waited.A passerby rubbernecked the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around...

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, 'When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?' Artie said: 'I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.' Eugen...

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked... In the middle of the project, the...

A woman beaten black and blue goes to the doctor. The Doctor says, "What happened?" The Woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."The Doctor says, "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a g...