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2010 

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A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The olde...
01/15/2010
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A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher.He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the au...
01/14/2010
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting...
01/13/2010
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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed, "Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated .38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me."The grandson smiles weakly and replies, "But Grandpa, I really doana lika guns. Howzabout you leava me y...
01/12/2010
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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offer...
01/11/2010
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist."The guy, surprised,...
01/08/2010
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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The ho...
01/07/2010
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SMART ASS  Answers of 2009!! SMART ASS ANSWER #6It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.SMART ASS ANSWER #5A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gat...
01/06/2010
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.4. A rubber band pistol was conf...
01/05/2010
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Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'W...
01/04/2010
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