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2009 

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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jum...
12/16/2009
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Norman and his blonde wife life in Fargo. One winter morning while listeningto the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inchesof snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of thestreet, so the snowplow can get through". Norman's wife goes out and move...
12/15/2009
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The following were purportedly taken off of actual police car videos around the USA..."Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.""So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?""Yes, Sir, ...
12/14/2009
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My Wife Is So Blonde....that- At the bottom of an application where it says 'sign here' she wrote"Sagittarius".- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.- She sent a fax with a stamp on it.- She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".- She tried to sort M&Ms alphab...
12/11/2009
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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' Confused, the father asked what was wrong.The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, ...
12/10/2009
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A 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up.... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child! So what do youthink about that Doc?"The doctor considered...
12/09/2009
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It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.Nevert...
12/08/2009
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As a Minnesota trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the str...
12/07/2009
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Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bu...
12/04/2009
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Once there was a little boy that lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that ou...
12/03/2009
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