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2009 

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A man standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when an attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who-are-you?" look and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a m...
10/16/2009
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"Late again!!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Sammy."It ain't my fault this time, Miss Crabtree. You can blame this un on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"Now, Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her mountin...
10/15/2009
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A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Christmas dinner.This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.The g...
10/14/2009
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Heaven Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' The man said, 'I do, Father.'The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?''Certainly, Father,' was ...
10/13/2009
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFASTShe's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
10/08/2009
I just found out about HomePath Financing It's a way to sell more homes with far better financing than FHA Here are the highlights and also check out the HomePath.com for more info in your state. Low down payment and flexible mortgage terms (fixed-rate, adjustable-rate, or interest-only) You may ...
10/07/2009
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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn - the wife likes to read.One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the bo...
10/07/2009
The Bill has been signed and passed.  This new law will go into effect on Jan. 01, 2010.  In a nutshell here is some information on the Bill:   1) Once a short sale offer is submitted the lender would have 21 days to accept, reject or deny the offer. Understand, this means that the short sale pac...
10/06/2009
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It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorill...
10/06/2009
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.I told...
10/05/2009
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