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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.At the funeral service a few days later, t...

Why Men don't write advice colums...Dear Walter,I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to...

Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?""Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer."And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, ...

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa When they get to the hospital; she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room.... "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!" "What?" sai...

Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and namecalling, Dave headed home frustrated.The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at th...

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of thegrocery Store. As he waited, he was approached by a man whoasked, "Son, can You tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a Coupla blocks and turn to your right."The man thanked the...

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice res...

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she ...

Two women were playing golf One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.The woman rushed...

A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher.He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the au...