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2009 

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A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conve...
08/31/2009
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Current mortgage rate trends have been down to sideways lately but that could all change with a quick move up in the 10 year treasury rate.  Mortgage interest rates have been hovering around 5.1% to 5.2% for about a week now and that is likely to change in the near future.  It seems that the 10 y...
08/28/2009
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Two Priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.The next mo...
08/28/2009
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.   Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"  The pharma...
08/27/2009
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At a Bistro A woman is approaching a very small Bistro. She calls the barkeeper and when he is standing in front of her she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to carress his beard."Are you the boss of this Bistro?" she asks and touches tenderl...
08/26/2009
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Little known facts about PenguinsDid you ever wonder why you never see dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Ever wonder where they go? Wonder no more. It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguins have a very stro...
08/25/2009
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What do retired people do all dayWorking people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes andwhen I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I sai...
08/24/2009
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The Silent TreatmentA man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silenc...
08/21/2009
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A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under the roof department store" looking for a job. The manager says " Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says " Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Missouri." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "Yo...
08/20/2009
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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband inqui...
08/19/2009
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