maurice cohn's (vipermoe) Blog

I work because millions on welfare depend on me. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig. The trouble with life is there is no background music. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already t...

Consumption tax is the answer to this whole economic mess. Let me explain. First of all get rid of the IRS, Charge a consumption tax of 15% - 18% on everything that we purchase except for food, houses and medicine. Corporations will still have to deal with taxes, but for the average consumer, it ...

To determine allowable loan amounts, access the HUD Web site. Sort by county, choose the state, select "FHA Forward" from the field, than select "CY2009" from the field and hit Send. The web site is https://entp.hud.gov/idapp/html/hicostlook.cfm Follow 2009 High Balance ...

What hair color do they put on the driver licenses of bald men? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I was wondering if Chinese mothers use toothpicks? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? If love is blind, why is lingerie see thru?? Why is ...

A realtor deliberately returns home a day early from a business trip. it's almost midnight. On the way home he asks the taxi driver if he would be a witness. The realtor suspect his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100.00 the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving at th...

This just came out that FHA will temporally raise the loan limits of loans it insures to nearly $730,000.00 in certain areas. FHA is over 20% of the mortgage market. HUD Secretary Shaun Donovan said "Ensuring that FHA is a constructive part of the solution is a critical part of this". FHA loan li...

Is the writing on the wall for mortgage brokers??? Have you noticed that the margins are shrinking between the so called "wholesale" rates and the walk into the bank "retail "rates? Last week I lost two loans. One to B of A, which they do not do business with brokers. They offered a no cost rate ...