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I thought this post by Michael Ackerman was well worth a reblog. Thank you Michael. So How Long is a Short Sale?   This is a question I keep hearing from potential buyers and seller who stare at me in disbelief... Especially at the beginning of the process. Our 4150 17th Street #22 listing became...

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.  Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.While he's in there...

Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO | Keller Williams Realty | stvmrsn@yahoo.com | (512) 785-1638 5405 Country Club, Lago Vista, TX Great Opportunity To Buy Golf Course Home 3BR/2BA Single Family House offered at $138,000 Year Built 1974 Sq Footage 1,808 Bedrooms 3 Bathrooms 2 full, 0 partial Floors 1 Parki...

Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO | Keller Williams Realty | stvmrsn@yahoo.com | (512) 785-1638 2735 Lake Forest Drive, Round Rock, TX Gorgeous New Construction 4BR/2+1BA Single Family House offered at $279,990 Year Built 2010 Sq Footage 2,852 Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms 2 full, 1 partial Floors Unspecified Park...

A bagpiper was recently asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.As he was not familiar with the backwoods, he got lost and, being a typical man, didn't ...

Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO | Keller Williams Realty | stvmrsn@yahoo.com | (512) 785-1638 219 Lollipop Lane, Cedar Park, TX Immaculate 2 Story Home in Delightful Neighborhood 3BR/2+1BA Single Family House offered at $174,500 Year Built 2001 Sq Footage 1,836 Bedrooms 3 Bathrooms 2 full, 1 partial Flo...

Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO | Keller Williams Realty | stvmrsn@yahoo.com | (512) 785-1638 1105 Blackbird Court, Cedar Park, TX Gorgeous Home With Own Backyard Oasis 4BR/2+1BA Single Family House offered at $259,900 Year Built 1994 Sq Footage 3,058 Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms 2 full, 1 partial Floors 2 Park...

Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO | Keller Williams Realty | stvmrsn@yahoo.com | 512 785 1638 110 Ridgewood Drive, Georgetown, TX Gorgeous Home In Desirable Neighborhood 4BR/2BA Single Family House offered at $197,900 Year Built 1984 Sq Footage 2,336 Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms 2 full, 0 partial Floors 1 Parking...

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.  Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like b...

Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO | Keller Williams Realty | stvmrsn@yahoo.com | (512) 785-1638 24101 Pedernales Canyon Trail, Spicewood, TX Charming and Desirable Hill Country Property With Views on 16.44 Acres. 3BR/2BA Single Family House offered at $599,900 Year Built 1990 Sq Footage 2,072 Bedrooms 3 B...