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Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't helpbut think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.    The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!' The first one says, 'So am I! And where about inIreland are ya from?'...

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWIn a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a Memphis department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER ...

So, is anyone else getting these messages?? Or is it just me? Proxy Error The proxy server received an invalid response from an upstream server.The proxy server could not handle the request GET /action/agents_secure/my_home. Reason: Error reading from remote server If anyone can shed any light on...

So, is anyone else getting these messages?? Or is it just me? Proxy Error The proxy server received an invalid response from an upstream server.The proxy server could not handle the request GET /action/agents_secure/my_home. Reason: Error reading from remote server If anyone can shed any light on...

So, is anyone else getting these messages?? Or is it just me? Proxy Error The proxy server received an invalid response from an upstream server.The proxy server could not handle the request GET /action/agents_secure/my_home. Reason: Error reading from remote server If anyone can shed any light on...

For anyone who has ever considered scuba diving, this safety tip is crucial so I am passing it on to everyone I know. Please could you pass it on to the people  you care about, relatives, friends and other agents of course!  It is important they are made aware  of this danger. Please do not ever,...

So, as many of you now know, I get the opprtunity from time to time to take a break from real estate and enjoy the other love of my life........performing on stage with a symphony orchestra. Coming up on the 17th April I will be back in Corpus Christi with Frederica Von Stade, one of the truly gr...

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONEUNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM. 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.''Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psy...

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,were a French guy, an English bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.When the train emerges from th...

Well, I'm off to Corpus Christi this weekend for a concert with the symphony orchestra. If you are in the area, please feel free to come along and enjoy a wonderful night out!   March 13, 2010 at 8:00 pmPerforming Arts CenterTexas A&M University - Corpus ChristiEdgar Meyer, double bass Mozart - S...