Steve Merson's Blog

Austin was ranked the third best city to move to in the UnitedStates, according to a RelocateAmerica.com report.The relocating resources website listed Austin just behindHuntsville, Ala. and Washington D.C. for overall best place to move.Those listed were nominated by RelocateAmerica.com users an...

To hoom it mae cunsern,I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person. I no my spelling is not too good.My salrey is open, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse f...

Someone once said that we are all kneaded from the same dough.....but not necessarily baked in the same oven! Not sure what I mean?? Well, maybe this will explain further!  I think someone worked hard to put these together but I hope they give you a good laugh!     And finally.......................

APRIL EVENTS IN AUSTIN AND SURROUNDING AREAS Market Days on the Downtown Square Georgetown - Market Days is held on the second Sat of the month from March -November.  Enjoy shopping the numerous vendor booths while listening to music and eating festival food.Relay For Life Blow Out Ride - April 3...

SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' SMART ASS ANSWE...

Ok, well it's that time of the afternoon when I need a break, a coffee and a good laugh. Thought I would share this with you all. A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!". "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, y...

  In London, The Daily Telegraph has reported that specially trained ferrets are being used to deliver broadband to rural areas following groundbreaking techniques used by an Internet provider. The animals have been used by Virgin Media for over a year to help lay cables for its broadband servic...

  In London, The Daily Telegraph has reported that specially trained ferrets are being used to deliver broadband to rural areas following groundbreaking techniques used by an Internet provider. The animals have been used by Virgin Media for over a year to help lay cables for its broadband servic...

Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.  When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic.  He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, res...

I thought this might be good for a caption contest.     This is actually a story about a gentleman who modified his scooter, with an anti-tailgating flame thrower operated by the flick of switch. Sounds like a good idea but he was arrested on suspicion of possessing an object converted into a fir...