Simon Rosenzweig's (shim101) Blog

My friend Reed Floren just released the internet's most massive giveaway ever: http://www.theimgiveaway.com/go/14229 Simply sign up and get the scoop. -tons of ebooks-tons of scripts-tons of everything you've ever wanted Where did all these goodies come from? I teamed up with Reed FLoren who has ...

The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you.8. Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to tu...

My wife is missingThe man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere." Top ten sign...

 ??PRICELESS!!!! ??This could happen to you.I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,"Doin' just fine!"And the other...

* If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.* Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.* Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.* Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.* A clear con...

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to st...

 For those who have served on jury...this one is something to think about   Just when you think you have heard everything!!   Do you like to read a good murder mystery?  Not even Law and Order would attempt to capture this mess. This is an unbelievable twist of fate!!!!   At the 1994 annual award...

One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a newgym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms onthe first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. Theylead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars andladders and tell him...

 A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvetteconvertible out of the dealership.Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left."Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushingthe pedal to the metal even more.Looking in h...

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIV E *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...