Lee's Blog

Tuesday morning....Feb. 27, 2007... I should be golfing, or at least out riding the bike!!!!   Instead, a snowfall warning is in effect!  What happened?  This is the Okanagan Valley, vineyard country, loads of sunshine... Canada's only micro-desert!  So much for bragging rights.  I guess I had be...

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After...

Friends vs. Biker Friends FRIENDS: Never ask for food BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello"BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry....

 Telemarketer Repellent     1. If they say they're John Doe from company XYZ, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company's name. Then ask them where the company's located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of business, ...

I'm not saying which one I am   Have some fun with this and Merry Christmas to all of you.  Lee   CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED  * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?  * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are  * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for ...

 Normally, I would tell a joke, but this little blurb was sent to me today by a good friend of mine.... was she trying to tell me something???? A member of a certain church, who previously had been attending services regularly, stopped going. After a few weeks, the pastor decided to visit him. It...

BLONDE IN THE SNOWIt was snowing heavily and blowing to the pointthat visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally reme...

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME... According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.   Female reindeer retain their antl...

Bank of Canada holds central rate steadyInterest rates on hold indefinitely The Bank of Canada held its benchmark overnight lending rate steady at 4.25 per cent on October 17th. The trend-setting Bank rate, which is set 0.25 percentage points above the overnight lending rate, remains at 4.5 per c...

Vancouver (Reuters)Day 2 - Vancouver Blizzard 2006 - Revenge of the CommutersChilled Vancouver commuters faced their second day of winter hell today, as an additional ¼ centimeter of the peculiar white stuff fell, bringing the lower mainland to its knees and causing millions of dollars worth of d...