Joseph's Blog

High 75  Low 55 Partly Cloudy "Man has his will--but woman has her way." - Oliver Wendell Holmes... Al says - "Democracy must be something more than                two wolves and a sheep voting on what to                have for dinner." - James Bovard... Managua, Nicaragua's - Parliament Wednesd...

High 67  Low 53  Showers "Oh, how easy it must be to be goodwhen one has the power of doing good!"- Susan Edmonstone Ferrier ... Al says - New Definition:               Bernadette - The act of torching a mortgage... Saudi Arabia - On Tuesday announced the arrest of 93 suspects -                  ...

High 79  Low 52  Mostly Sunny "I have learned, in whatsoever state I am in,therewith to be content." - St. Paul ... Al says - New definition:              Avoidable: What a bullfighter tried to do...  Blue Bell Creameries - Total RECALL of all products -                                       beca...

High 69  Low 59  Showers Al says - Medical Secretary's Blooper:              "Patient has left her white blood cells               at another hospital." ... Summerville Woman Missing - Ashley Pegram, 28, 5'1", 140 lbs., -                                                 white with brown hair, miss...

High 76  Low 53  Chance of Storms Al says - New Definitions:              Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's  to -                              work at McDonalds. ... Cape Canaveral, FL. - SpaceX launched a supply rocket -                                    bound for the International Space  -...

High 77  Low 65  Chance of Storms "The self-explorer, whether he wants to or not,becomes the explorer of everything else." - Elias Canetti Al says - Church Bulletin Entry:               "The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'                The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'...

High 83  Low 63  Partly Cloudy "Your net worth to the world is usually determinedby what remains after your bad habitsare subtracted from your good ones."- Benjamin Franklin... Al says - "A liberal is someone who feels a                great debt to his fellow man, which debt he                pr...

High 81  Low 64  Chance of Storms ":Laughter is inner jogging." - Norman Cousins ... Al says - Medical Secretaries Bloopers:               "The patient has no previous history of suicide... NCAA National Champs - Duke - 68,  Wisconsin - 63... Shelby Rogers - A Mt. Pleasant native won the first ro...

High 83  Low 63   Partly Sunny   "The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the walls of our own homes." - Harold B. Lee...   Al says - "As I hurtled through space,                 one thought kept crossing my mind -                 every part of this rocket was               ...

High 70  Low 55  Mostly Sunny   "The achievement of your goal is assured the moment you commit yourself to it." - Mack R. Douglas...   Al says - Church Bulletin Entries:               "Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday               at 7 PM.              Please use the back door." ...