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My buyer was really excited about seeing a local house. Under agent remarks (not viewable by the public) it reads: Photos have been digitally enhanced to better visualize the amazing possibilities! The "photo's" on the MLS have been digitally altered with furniture, paint, lamps, carpet. wood tri...
So your home is rotting on the market.... The sign leans, collects rust and your neighbors chuckle about you having your 18th Open House. Just what is the problem you grumble across the dinner table. Every time you call your agent she discusses "the market."   You're not sure what's more annoyin...
  1. If you have a beacon score of 19 please don't tell Realtors you have "okay" credit. You know damn well if you're relying on rain water for showers or a 1997 burnt orange 10 speed to get around town that you have disgusting credit.  Please don't lie. Just be honest, and you might find someone...
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Today I met with a man who just fired his current Realtor. According to the seller he "had done his research." He had gone to Zillow and it immediately told him his homes value ranged between 219k-245k. Armed with this information the homeowner called a local agency and said that he wanted to lis...
Everyday on the MLS you see the same words, STUNNING, BREATHTAKING & JAW DROPPING to describe a $164,000 listing with new porcelain tile and corian countertops. You see a large oak tree advertised as UNBELIEVABLE.   Really?   If I were to see this guy in my backyard you'd see my jaw drop AND a sm...
I was surfing the MLS last night when I ran across a listing that very proudly dispalyed a video of the home. The house I'm speaking about was probably 25 years old, vacant, tired and very crusty. But that didn't stop the Listing Agent from playing Mozart in the background as he walked around fil...

Greg Nino

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