LAUGH OF THE DAY: 56 Seconds To Live... A man runs into a doctor's office and screams, "Help me doc! Help me! I've only got 56 seconds to live!" The doctor, while working at another patient, replies, "Sir, I will be with you in a minute." This laugh courtesy of Aaron Seekford, your source for Arl
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08/19/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Losing A Wallet At An Auction... Selling at an auction was halted when the auctioneer announced, “Someone in the room has lost his wallet containing $5,000. He is offering a reward of $1,000 for its immediate return.” After a moment of silence, there was a call from the back of
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08/14/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Top Notch Grocer... A man applied for a job with a large grocery store down the street. “What is your experience with groceries?” asked the hiring manager. “Well,” said the applicant. “I eat them quite often." This laugh courtesy of Mr. Arlington, your source for Arlington VA
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08/14/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Teacher's Pet... Ms. Smith was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, William stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, William?" "No, ma'am, but I hate
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08/14/2011
Another Year... Another Arlington County Fair! Amid the hustle and bustle of Northern Virginia, there’s one week a year where you can get a little country right in our urban back yard. The 2011 Arlington County Fair is August 10-14 at the Thomas Jefferson Community Center. The TJ’s grounds are tr
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08/14/2011
Newly Remodeled 3 Bedroom 2.5 Bath Falls Church Condo in Skyline House - FX7666715 - 3713 George Mason Drive South #414W, Falls Church VA 22041 3713 George Mason Drive South #414W, Falls Church VA 22041 | $300,000 Newly remodeled 3 bedroom 2.5 bath Falls Church condominium. Features a number of b
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08/08/2011
3 Costly Home Buying Mistakes in Arlington VA… Buying a home in Arlington, VA is not like picking out something at a dollar store. It can get pretty expensive. By remembering these three common (and costly) home buying mistakes in Arlington, VA, you can assure that you are getting the best deal p
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08/07/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Lifetime Guarantee... The man charged into the jewelry shop and slammed his fists angrily on the showcase. He then removed a watch from his pocket and shook it under the nose of the shop owner. "You said this watch would last me a lifetime," he yelled. "Yeah," said the owner.
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08/07/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Windows Vista Joke... A customer comes into a Best Buy. "I’m looking for a mystery adventure game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." After a while the clerk replied, “Have you tried Windows Vista?” This laugh courtesy of Aaron Seekford, your source
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08/07/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Not Getting A Raise Before Marriage... The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as Jake went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved, a raise. Then, with a compassionate smile, the CEO patted the much younger man on the shoulder. "Yes, Jake," he said kindly,
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08/07/2011
