LAUGH OF THE DAY: Shake Well... A pharmacist looks out the front of the pharmacy and sees a lady holding a bottle jumping up and down in the parking lot. The pharmacist walks out to the parking lot and asks the woman what's the matter. The lady replies, "I saw it said 'Shake Well' after I took it
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06/12/2011
Bright, Beautiful 4 Bedroom Arlington Virginia Home - Close to DC, Fort Myer, Metro, Pentagon City - 913 Ode Street South Arlington, VA 22204 - AR7584364 $499,000 Expanded 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom Arlington VA home. New 2011 luxury master bath, skylight and soaring cathedral ceilings are among th
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06/05/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Praying for Two Different Reasons... In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, angry bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran until he ended up a
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06/05/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: The Difference Between Finished and Complete... In honor of my wife, Ayda. According to this joke, I am much more complete than finished... People say that there is no difference between finished and complete. Oh but, there is..... Marry the right person, and you’re complete. Ma
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06/05/2011
Ninth Annual Green Living Home and Garden Tour - Arlington Virginia - Sponsored By Arlingtonians for A Clean Environment If you're looking for some inspiration to green your home in Arlington, VA, there is one unique event that you simply should not miss. The Ninth Annual Green Living Home and Ga
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06/01/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Sharing the Wealth... Two brothers owned a business and were both wise in business practices. While on his death bed, one brother instructed his sibling to put half of their combined wealth into his grave with his soon to be corpse. The brother agreed. At the funeral, the living
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05/30/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Week Off Every Two Months... Have a great, long Memorial Day weekend, all! Two men were comparing notes on the challenges of running a small business. "I started a new business last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every
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05/27/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: A Loan For A Divorce... Stacey goes to her local bank, walks into the manager's office, and says, "I want a loan. I am going to divorce my husband." "OK, we don't give loans for divorces," the manager says. "We offer loans only for things like real estate, appliances, automobile
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05/27/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Telling a Customer No... A store manager overheard one of his employees talking to a client. "No ma'am," said the employee. "We haven't had any for awhile and it doesn't look like we'll be getting any soon." The store manager was horrified and yelled after the departing client,
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05/27/2011
LAUGH OF THE DAY: Reviewing Expense Accounts... A boss was looking over a salesman's expense accounts. "What is this item here?" he asked. "It seems a bit expensive." "Oh, that is my restaurant bill," said the sweating, worried salesman. "Well, moving forward," exclaimed the boss, "don't buy an
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05/23/2011
