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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute."Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny...

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  Besides a credit of up to $8,000 for first-time buyers, Congress expanded the program to include homeowners who have lived in their current properties for at least five years. They can now claim a tax credit of up to $6,500 if they relocate.  

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Money For The Dead A lawyer, a realtor and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, "In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they'll have something to spend over there." They all agreed that this was app...

A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. All you have to do is go to the office every day a...

Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a real estate broker who, through a curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, an...

  With mortgage rates still around 5%, but bound to rise shortly, and goverment insentives extended for buyers, now is the best time to put your house on the market before spring!

In the meantime, homebuyers can take advantage of record-low mortgage rates, deeply discounted prices and federal incentives. Besides the tax credit for first-time buyers, owners who have lived in their homes for at least five years can now claim a tax credit of up to $6,500 if they relocate. To ...