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Real Estate Agent - Sotheby's International Realty - BRE # 01362887
A very humorous Blog that highlights gaffes from the MLS & ad bloopers.
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CORONA LOCKDOWN STRESS GROOMING: Note to self:Two showers a day (Kill time counting tiles), Shave legs often (I think I see bone), Pluck eyebrows (I'm down to one), Trim bangs (I'll miss those), Polish nails (It's hard to aim while drinking), Give self pedicure (I need a toe tourniquet), Give sel...
03/23/2020
  Blooper Day is back by request my friends. Please enjoy some of these oldies I posted, as well as a lot of new hilarious MLS gaffes to add to the bag of crazy: Fruits and Nuts"Raid your kitchen of empty wine bottles" (I'll bet I can kill off a good Cabernet faster than Raid. Just sayin'...)“Plu...
02/24/2020
 HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO MY A.R. FRIENDS!  WISHING YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES BOUNTIFUL FOOD, WARM SHELTER, & UNCONDITIONAL LOVE  PEACE TO ALL ON EARTH                                                                                                                   GWEN BANTA                             ...
12/24/2019
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Dear AR Friends,My dog Buddy and I were attacked by 2 pit bulls last week while walking in my neighborhood. I only noticed them a split second before they jumped on me and took me to the ground. (I was holding my dog in my arms at the time.)  I sustained lacerations and bruises. Buddy ran, so the...
12/19/2019
With Warmest Regards to my AR Family... 
12/10/2019
To My AR Friends:
11/27/2019
    Hi Friends - One of my zany followers asked me to re-post this for Halloween. Here is my D.O.A. post...with a few "killer" updates:   It’s Blooper day once again, my friends. There were enough typo casualties in the nationwide MLS listings this past week to fill an English Grammar ER. These a...
10/31/2019
  'Making your career extinct with bloopers? Welcome back to the Blooper Blog, friends! I'm a firm believer that we should laugh at ourselves now...because it's harder to laugh once they strap you into a strait jacket. These MLS goofs underscore the fact that real estate can sometimes drive agent...
08/09/2019
Hi, friends – welcome to this week’s edition of “How to shoot yourself in the foot in a public forum.” Gone To Waste“MUST be accompanied” (Is that why an accordion player is trailing me?)“Tall pams sway in the breeze” (Oh yes, the Pams - my favorite women’s basketball team.)“Call or don’t go” (Ch...
06/27/2019
 Welcome back to the Blooper Blog. The week is in full swing, and the MLS is already rife with gaffes. Are agents typing their listing remarks while perched on bar stools at Hooters? Check out these hilarious typos:Dare I Inquire?“Do nut park in back” (Sign at L.A.P.D. headquarters.)“A grate deal...
04/30/2019
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