Ghandi Abudayeh's (ghandi) Blog

Real Estate Agent - Century 21 city View
A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding." So he chooses to check out hell first. He goes down to hell and finds himself in the middle o...
 One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his car. Then he sat in the front se...
As i mentioned in a previous blog, some people dont know what they're talking about when it comes to real estate. i came across an article in the NYtimes about houseing market in NY The article states that since the new year began, a burst of activity has broken out in Manhattan and several Brook...
Being a Real estate Agent with Century 21 has made me a topic of discussion at family gatherings for the simple fact that my friends and family members all want to know about real estate, they are not interested in becoming a realtor, they just want to know the inside scoop, "do you have a good d...
An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers."As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a bu...
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to sell the house. There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to sell the house. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.This leaves 19 million to sell the house. 4 ...
Doesn't It Annoy You When... 1. ...there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? 2. buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer? 3. ...there's a cop car in sight and everyone th...
 i  came across this pic on the web about why dogs come in different sizes. i looked at the picture for a moment then it hit me, the big dog is a broker and the small dog is a rookie agent Big difference huh, lol thought it was funny to share (not that im calling brokers and agents dogs) 
i came across a a statement on the internet that i would like to share to all of you. its called "what is a home" by Ernestine Schumann-Heink EnjoyWhat is Home?A roof to keep out the rain. Four walls to keep out the wind. Floors to keep out the cold. Yes, but home is morethan that. It is the laug...
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner bef...

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