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           Another Friday the 13th is looming, and this means high anxiety to paraskevidekatriaphobics - people with blind, unreasoning fear of this day and date, as opposed to those who have a clear, reasonable fear of not being able to say that word. Some people are such and don't even know it....

I am a Volunteer Fireman, so I live by the above words !!   Make sure all family members know what to do in the event of a fire. Draw a floor plan with at least two ways of escaping every room. Make a drawing for each floor. Dimensions do not need to be correct. Make sure the plan shows importan...

by Dwight Schrute Over the years, we have had several safety incidents involving fires here at Re/Max NOC. You may remember the infamous "Matchbox Magic Trick Gone Bad" event from 2001 or the "Cigarette Wastebasket" fiasco of 1999. Perhaps the most tragic fire-related occurrence was the "Cheesy P...

Ok, everyone who knows me, knows I do not like American Idol.  However, in my defense, this is not a clip from that.  This just happens to be a young Ninja in training, who has the moves!! Simon for once has a decent opinion of someone. Please watch this clip of George Sampson, he's a British Nin...

I can hardly believe it, the Oklahoma FBI have just apprehended a "CrackHead" with a 25 gallon drum of Cyanide, that he was trying to sell!! The moron wanted an AK47 assault rifle, along with a thermal imager and $10,000.  I mean, how dumb can you be, he got caught on tape! I'm sorry, but this tr...

Ok, I can't tell you how I know this, but ...... I have it on Top Secret Authority via the FBI, that certain people are out to get us. I'm not naming names, but you know who you are - posing as Executive Directors of the FBI, contacting people with notifications that they are the beneficiary to m...

Do you know what costs businesses more than any othercostly thing?Hurricanes? Stolen office supplies?� Unions?� Dogbites?No.Tardiness and wrongful or pretend illness are the mostcostly and terrible things to affect business.� Over287 billion dollars were wasted last year by peoplebeing late and/o...

 I'm saddened today as one of beloved tv heroes' has passed away. He wasn't only a hero of mine, but he was one of Hogan's Heroes. He was terrific playing Sgt. James Kinchloe. He was an electronics wiz just like myself, I think that's one reason I relate to him so well, that and because he was a ...

  Most people are unfamiliar with the powers of dehydration as a cooking tool for meat. These people think that all meat must be cooked in an oven or on a stove or using a grill. This notion is ridiculous. These people are clearly dummies. This weblog entry is specifically written to dispel their...

Stevie Nicks!!! She's actually coming to our town! Fullerton, look out!!! Cal State Fullerton will be presenting ROCK LEGEND, STEVIE NICKS, live in concert, Saturday, February 2, 2008. at 8:00 pm. Ticket prices start at $45.00, no service fees on ticket prices!  That is so totally awesome!! Front...