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"But Master, how will I know? Will I be able to master this task?" "Yes Grasshopper, you too may one day grasp this ancient Chinese secret !!!!" This post is in honor of "HUMOR" and Laddi Dhillon's post on how to learn to speak Chinese. Thanks for the laughs Laadi ~ Keep em' coming. And nevermin...

Last night, I noticed a surge protector, fully loaded with plugs, including another surge protector - which was also fully loaded with plugs! If this office continues to mock my fire safety memos, they're going to get burned. Literally. Do you know what a fifth degree burn feels like? It feels li...

 I'm totally revved this morning. I'm finally getting my own cubicle at the office!!  Up until now I mostly worked at home, but our office manager, Suzi, has finally been able to put me in my own space.  Awesome for me, ha ha to you other losers!! She told me I have to "look" like who I am now, s...

Thanks to Ed's squirrel on the loose, many people are concerned.  What if the squirrel has rabies? What if it bites me?  What will happen to me? What are the symptoms? First of all I took the liberty of making up a "Wanted Poster", just so everyone will know what the squirrel looks like, because ...

Boy do I have a story to tell. You know how I was keeping track of Edward's safe combo? Well it finally came in handy. I was trolling around the office last night after hours and heard some noise coming from the Ed's room. Normally the office is real quiet at night, which is why I stick around in...

Edward, the Gulp-ing Gourmet Agent of our office was asking my advice on some of my favorite recipes.  But not just any ordinary types, we wanted some exotic ones, to post on his blog.  Well.. I had a good one for Easy Elk Chili and Turducken, so I passed those along to him, however saving the be...

  Every summer since before I was even a young Schrute, my family has dug out an area in the Northwest fields to use as a swimming hole. We fill it with water and a variety of unmarketable beets (to use as flotation devices) and then all of the Schrute children are allowed to visit the pool once ...

  I have recently observed several of you "enjoying" a glass of "healthy" pomegranate juice. I hope you know that you're the victims of a very elaborate marketing ploy. The pomegranate lobby has become extremely powerful in American agriculture and you're all just cogs in their giant machine of m...

One of the all time greats. The Knitting Factory presents A Flock of Seagulls. Founded in Liverpool, the synthpop band is best known for their 1982 hit "I Ran (So Far Away)". The show also features several local opening acts.    Knitting Factory - L.A. (Los Angeles, CA) http://www.youtube.com/wat...

 Bat Boy: The Musical is a brave comedy/horror show about a half-boy/half-bat discovered in a cave outside Hope Falls, West Virginia. The "Bat Boy" is taken in by a local family, renamed "Edgar" and taught to "fit in," be civilized and act like a "normal" boy in a backwoods town filled with preju...