Jason Stewart's Blog

  Begin the day with a healthy, nutritious breakfast, eaten slowly. Strengthen your thinking and mental armory with optimistic thoughts. 1.     Think positively. Start the day with positive thinking. If you begin the day feeling positive, then you will be less prone to stress and less likely to g...

  If you want your home to sell quickly, then you need it to stand out above the rest of the houses on the market; a home that prospective buyers can see themselves living in and will want to purchase. Follow these 6 simple steps: CLEAR THE CLUTTER - When preparing your home for sale the first th...

  This is the 2nd part of Court Room jokes.  And all of these are quotations taken from official court records.   Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?" Witness: "I could see his head." Lawyer: "And where was his head?" Witness: "Just above his shoulders."   Lawyer: "What is yo...

  The following quotations are taken from official court records:   Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?" Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask." Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?" Witness: "Er...his face."   Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living...

  Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect, you have everything you want and you don’t have any problems to face.  Being happy is how you see things in a positive way; in looking past the imperfections and in being appreciative and satisfied of what you have.  No matter how bad a situation ...

    A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained ...

  Utilities   Before you or an inspector examines a home, arrange for all the utilities – water, electrical and gas – to be functioning to find out how well they work.   Vandalism and stealing   The metals used in the mechanical systems have become quite valuable, so thieves have been gutting the...

    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"     "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."   The child thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing bla...

  FAILING TO NEGOTIATE We don’t understand a stubborn home seller. If you want to sell, you’ll discuss a good deal. Sellers, who don’t talk to buyers, are impolite, or don’t return phone calls put at risk the entire deal. This is no market to be difficult, rude and stubborn. Work with all involve...

  The Procrastinating Client   It is a problem if the client doesn’t communicate with you often enough.  It could start to eat into the time that you were expecting to allocate to other work. Such situations can really mess up your schedule and work efficiency.   The Absurd Client   There is some...